neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

iamaunicorniam:

That last face!

matmazelasfur:

Happy B-day George❤️👶

boopthestars:

SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
David Wong (via thatkindofwoman)

princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

naturalsoymotel:

Oh japan

naturalsoymotel:

Oh japan

hijabishijab:

☪peace☪ ♥fashion♥